They say that the entertainment industry is recession proof, which would explain my desire to buy video games after eating dog food.

My friend fixes computers because he says he enjoys the challenge, so I filled his PC with angry bees.

My uncle said golf is good for the heart, coordination-building, and relaxing. Then he beat me with a putter.

I remember watching Cap. Crunch commercial proclaim that it was part of a balanced breakfast. But I suppose three pounds of lard and three hours of detox is balanced too.

Is it ironic that most of the kids who play Halo blaspheme more than anyone else in the world?

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